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$DAN

DANCING HUSKY!!!

Documentation

THE LORE ๐Ÿ“œ

Leaked from a cheerful roadmap tweetstorm, dancing husky was always destined to lead. $DAN is your ticket to the next chapter. Built around the spirit of holy samurais, it ignores convention and speaks only in candles. The chart tells a story. The community writes the sequel.

TOKENOMICS ๐Ÿ’ฐ

SUPPLY: 1,000,000,000

TAX: 2% (LOW!!!)

  • Liquidity30%
  • Community35%
  • Marketing13%
  • Team20%
  • Burn2%

ROADMAP ๐Ÿ›ฃ๏ธ

  1. Phase 1
    • โ–ถ rent a plane with the ticker on it
    • โ–ถ world domination (the friendly kind)
  2. Phase 2
    • โ–ถ rent a billboard somewhere visible
    • โ–ถ reveal the mascot's secret identity (it's a cat)
  3. Phase 3
    • โ–ถ invite one (1) wonderful creator
    • โ–ถ sponsor a community showcase
  4. Phase 4
    • โ–ถ list on uniswap
    • โ–ถ second moon
    • โ–ถ moon
    • โ–ถ valhalla

WHAT THEY SAYIN ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

โ€œi don't understand finance but the chart is greenโ€

โ€” @notvitalik

โ€œthis is the most fun i've ever had learning marketsโ€

โ€” @apechad420

โ€œliterally the highlight of my timeline rnโ€

โ€” @floor_priced

FAQ โ“

Q: what's the supply
A: no
Q: can I afford lambo?
A: good question
Q: is the contract renounced
A: no
Q: is it safe?
A: soon
Q: wen moon
A: depends on the lambo